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Gilmore Girls Swan Song (S03E14)

LUKE: When did it happen, yesterday?
JESS: Yes.
LUKE: You went to Rory’s grandmother yesterday. She punch you?
JESS: Stop.
LUKE: Where’d you get it?
JESS: Santa Claus

Gilmore Girls Swan Song (S03E14)

Luke: Where’d you get the black eye? 
Jess: You wouldn’t believe it. 
Luke: Try me, tough guy. 
Jess: A swan. 
Luke: Excuse me? 
Jess: I was attacked by a swan. Okay, you happy? A stupid swan. 
Luke: Now, how about the real story? 
Jess: That is the real story. It hangs out by Larson’s dock. I was just walking by, and the thing came out of nowhere and beaked me right in the eye. 
Luke: It “beaked” you. 
Jess: You still don’t believe me. 
Luke: I’ve just never heard the word “beaked” used as a verb before.