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Gilmore Girls Swan Song (S03E14)
LUKE: When did it happen, yesterday?
JESS: Yes.
LUKE: You went to Rory’s grandmother yesterday. She punch you?
JESS: Stop.
LUKE: Where’d you get it?
JESS: Santa Claus
Gilmore Girls Swan Song (S03E14)
Luke: Where’d you get the black eye?
Jess: You wouldn’t believe it.
Luke: Try me, tough guy.
Jess: A swan.
Luke: Excuse me?
Jess: I was attacked by a swan. Okay, you happy? A stupid swan.
Luke: Now, how about the real story?
Jess: That is the real story. It hangs out by Larson’s dock. I was just walking by, and the thing came out of nowhere and beaked me right in the eye.
Luke: It “beaked” you.
Jess: You still don’t believe me.
Luke: I’ve just never heard the word “beaked” used as a verb before.






