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tv show meme | 4 favourite families

the gilmores; gilmore girls

Emily: You were on the phone? Richard: Long distance. Lorelai: God? Richard: London. Lorelai: God lives in London? Richard: My mother lives in London. Lorelai: Your mother is God? Richard: Lorelai… Lorelai: So, God is a woman. Richard: Lorelai. Lorelai: And a relative. That’s so cool. I’m gonna totally ask for favors. Richard: Make her stop. Rory: Oh, that I could.

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Gilmore Girls 

(2000-2007)

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EMILY: This is just wonderful. An education is the most important thing in the world, next to family.

LORELAI: And pie

1x01 - Pilot

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Top Ten TV Shows | 05. Gilmore Girls

Rory: You look happy.
Lorelai: Yeah.
Rory: Did you do something slutty?
Lorelai: I’m not that happy.

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RORY: I leave in three days. I can’t leave in three days.

RICHARD: Whe…Wha…Leave where?

LORELAI: What’s the job, honey?

RORY: Well, I was having drinks with Hugo Gray, right?

RICHARD: Who’s this Hugo Gray?

LORELAI: He runs an online magazine. Rory’s been writing for him.

RORY: So we were just talking about different opportunities that might come up and where I’ve already applied, and he mentioned that the reporter that was covering the Barack Obama campaign for him dropped out because his fiancée got a job in Dubai, so they’re moving.

LORELAI: Wow!

RORY: So Hugo asked me if that was something I’d be interested in and I said “yes I would be interested” and he told me more about it and apparently I would be on the campaign trail with the other reporters — the planes, the buses, the whole deal. And I mean it’s only an online magazine, so I wouldn’t be staying where the wall street journal people stay at night but…

LORELAI: Who cares?

RORY: But I would be traveling with them. I’d be filing stories from the road right up until the convention.

RICHARD: So have you talked salary yet?

RORY: Yeah, it’s next to nothing, but all my meals and travel and hotels would be covered, so I wouldn’t have that many expenses.

RICHARD: Well that’s fine. You’re just starting out. Plus, it sounds like you’ll be making excellent contacts.

RORY: I would be.

EMILY: It could be quite grueling, Rory — all that constant travel, the seedy motels.

LORELAI: She can handle it.

RORY: I hope so. I said yes.

LORELAI: That’s great.

RORY: It is, right?

LORELAI: Ah you’re gonna be working on a presidential campaign.

RORY: I know but that also mean in three days I’d be leaving for who knows how long. It could be two months, it could be two years if Barack does well. And what does that mean — I’m only gonna come home on holidays? That’s crazy. And I need some transition time, and the roller coasters — how am I gonna go on all the roller coasters if I have to leave and have to be in Iowa on Monday at the town hall meeting at the quality inn and suites ballroom in Sioux city?

LORELAI: You’re gonna be fine.

RORY: [Sighs] What about the roller coasters?

LORELAI: We’ll do it another time. This is what you’ve been working for.

RORY: Yeah. I guess it is. [Sighs] I would have credentials — real press credentials. Isn’t that crazy?

LORELAI: It’s not crazy.

EMILY: So, this is it. This is the last time we’ll see you for who knows how long.

RORY: Oh, yeah, I guess it is.

[A few moments of silence]

LORELAI: After-dinner drinks for sure.

RICHARD: [Raising his glass] Hear, hear.

7.22 - BON VOYAGE

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LORELAI: You’re just in time for Rooty Rhubarb pie, and for the viewing of mom’s mug shot.

EMILY: Rory, stop her.

RORY: I’m sure you look very nice, grandma.

CHRISTOPHER: You are very photogenic, Emily.

LORELAI: Ooh! What am I saying? I have pictures on my phone. Gather ‘round the phone, everybody.

EMILY: Richard, what are you doing? Oh, nothing. Nothing. Oh! These new phones are amazing.

RORY: Are those handcuffs? Grandma, are you wearing handcuffs?

EMILY: I certainly was not.

CHRISTOPHER: No they gave her one of those ankle things with like a chain and cannonball on the end.

EMILY: Christopher!

LORELAI: Oh and the stripy outfit, tell Rory how they made you wear the stripy outfit, mom.

(7.05, the Great Stink)

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LORELAI: You’re looking good, dad. I’d say you shaved a few minutes off your last lap. If I had to guess, I’d think you’re clocking in at about a 45-minute mile, which puts you just behind Mrs. Abalone.

EMILY: Lorelai, really.

RICHARD: I think that’s an unfair comParison. Mrs. Abalone had her bypass two whole days before mine.

LORELAI: No, no, no excuses. Your just gonna have to dig a little deeper.

RORY: Come on grandpa, just visualize Mrs. Abalone eating your dust.

EMILY: Rory, honestly.

RICHARD: No, it’s all right. [Richard walks faster] How’s this?

LORELAI: Wow, I would say we have a new slow-walk leader in the cardiac-recovery wing. Hey, do you hear that? [makes a sound]

RORY: What, the crowd cheering?

LORELAI: Whoo!

RORY: Yeah, grandpa!

EMILY: Would you two stop? You’re making a scene.

LORELAI: [using here hand as microphone] Mr. Gilmore, congratulations on your recent victory. Any opinions about the allegations of steroid use among your fellow athletes?

RICHARD: Well I consider myself proof positive that it can be done… and done clean.

EMILY: Richard, must you encourage them?

RICHARD: Well excuse me, Emily. I’m getting a little stir crazy in this place.

7.14 - FAREWELL, MY PET